What is wrong with you?
Why would you ever grow that?
These are the thoughts I have as I look over and
see this man staring at me:
He's looking straight at me and all I can think is mustache. mustache and
that is one creepy mustache man.
I just don't get the point of a mustache. Cut it off for crying out loud!
Its disgusting to look at a thick chunk of hair on someones face
that's resting on the top of their lip.
What I really don't get is this guy:
WHAT?!?!?! Why?!
How in Marshmallows name did he grow that?
I just can't comprehend what the point of a mustache is.
If i really had to pick a mustache i actually liked
though it would be this one:
Look at the perfection of the curve! Its fantastic.
Mustache.
Love it. Hate it.
Its inevitable. Mustachio.
I just love every word of this.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite posts. LOVE IT. I especially love the line about the disgusting piece of hair resting upon their upper lip. Loved this!
I completely agree! Mustaches are gross.
ReplyDeleteso funny! and true. mustaches are horrible. but i do love that crazy white one! i think if you are going to have a mustache you need to either be french, a hick, or a crazy guy with a huge white beard!
ReplyDeletehaha good word!! loved the whole thing!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha I loved it! I definitely agree with Hershel Raspberry-Crumble :)
ReplyDeleteha ha Love it! And completely agree with the sentiment.
ReplyDeleteSoo funny! And so true. thanks for a laugh.
ReplyDeleteThe second mustached man is my grandfather.
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