I'm reading the bold statement above;
I read it again.
I'm repeating it after every meal
I tattooed it on your arm
I remember it every time you breath
This statement is a constant reminder that when you
breath, I'm in uncharted thinking and exploring.
At the beginning of the process, I'll be searching for possible
subjects related to this thought.
At another point, I'll may be experimenting with different
ways to think about one of these subjects.
later on, I'll be searching for the perfect
idea and tie all my main
thoughts together.
As one.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
10 Ways To Kill an Elephant
10 WAYS TO KILL AN ELEPHANT:
1. cut off his foot so when he tries to walk he tips over
into a pool of pungie sticks
2. we send it to Shae Hansen's house
3. we paint it black and the Ku Klux Klan comes after it
and hangs it from the nearest building
4. we do magic tricks with it but it doesn't work because
he's so big, so he dies when trying to cut him in half
5. cut off his trunk, send it back in time to the caveman so
they will end up eating it
6. feed him McDonald's until he blows up
7. give him a tatoo of a target on his side and sell tickets
to shoot the moving target
8. make him read Hamlet
9. put out a sign saying free elephant rides and he'll die
from exhaustion of too many rides
10. you put him inside a box and you put that box inside
another box, then i'll mail that box to myself and when
it arrives I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!! its
BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT. brilliant I SAY!
1. cut off his foot so when he tries to walk he tips over
into a pool of pungie sticks
2. we send it to Shae Hansen's house
3. we paint it black and the Ku Klux Klan comes after it
and hangs it from the nearest building
4. we do magic tricks with it but it doesn't work because
he's so big, so he dies when trying to cut him in half
5. cut off his trunk, send it back in time to the caveman so
they will end up eating it
6. feed him McDonald's until he blows up
7. give him a tatoo of a target on his side and sell tickets
to shoot the moving target
8. make him read Hamlet
9. put out a sign saying free elephant rides and he'll die
from exhaustion of too many rides
10. you put him inside a box and you put that box inside
another box, then i'll mail that box to myself and when
it arrives I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!! its
BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT. brilliant I SAY!
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Mustache
What is wrong with you?
Why would you ever grow that?
These are the thoughts I have as I look over and
see this man staring at me:
He's looking straight at me and all I can think is mustache. mustache and
that is one creepy mustache man.
I just don't get the point of a mustache. Cut it off for crying out loud!
Its disgusting to look at a thick chunk of hair on someones face
that's resting on the top of their lip.
What I really don't get is this guy:
WHAT?!?!?! Why?!
How in Marshmallows name did he grow that?
I just can't comprehend what the point of a mustache is.
If i really had to pick a mustache i actually liked
though it would be this one:
Look at the perfection of the curve! Its fantastic.
Mustache.
Love it. Hate it.
Its inevitable. Mustachio.
Why would you ever grow that?
These are the thoughts I have as I look over and
see this man staring at me:
He's looking straight at me and all I can think is mustache. mustache and
that is one creepy mustache man.
I just don't get the point of a mustache. Cut it off for crying out loud!
Its disgusting to look at a thick chunk of hair on someones face
that's resting on the top of their lip.
What I really don't get is this guy:
WHAT?!?!?! Why?!
How in Marshmallows name did he grow that?
I just can't comprehend what the point of a mustache is.
If i really had to pick a mustache i actually liked
though it would be this one:
Look at the perfection of the curve! Its fantastic.
Mustache.
Love it. Hate it.
Its inevitable. Mustachio.
Monday, October 3, 2011
Direct Order
Listening. Music. Particularly Rock.
I might be dancing. I might be banging on...something.
Now.
I am giving you a direct order to rock out.
Rock Out like you got out of prison after 50 years.
Rock Out
like you just found out poke-a-dots became illegal.
ROCK OUT like your fridge just broke but now you're
eatin smock a' lick tonight.
Rock Out like cherries are in season all the time :)
rock out like you got a new electric wheelchair because
you just lost your legs. Rock Out like going to
Disneyland for the first time. Rock out like it's your last
day on earth.
Rock out like the whole world is red but you're blue.
Rock Out like your eyes are fading but
you still got your ears. Rock Out like
you just got kidnapped but you escaped.
rock out like your singing the national anthem in front
of a million people. rock out like you fell in love
for the first time.
ROCK OUT LIKE YOU LOOK OUTSIDE AND THE
STREETS ARE TRAMPOLINES AND THE SIDEWALKS
ARE MATTRESSES.
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